The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Gonorrhea called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced
"Gonna re-elect 'im." The disease is contracted through dangerous and high
risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people after having been
infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this
sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure
just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out! You take the first dose/step
in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such
behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out
all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like
Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more
seeing the writing on the wall.
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